I seem to have left my pride at pride
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
