when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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