I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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