do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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