apparently the secret to your success is patron
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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