officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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