When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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