Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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