Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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