we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
