i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my being single is dangerous.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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