Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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