yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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