they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Please don't give away my fajitas
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