My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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