wrigley field is MILF paradise
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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