all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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