I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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