I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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