love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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