That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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