we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
