I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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