I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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