Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize