New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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