..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Randomize
