IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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