WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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