Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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