we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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