I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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