Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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