no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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