Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Randomize
