I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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