There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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