I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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