I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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