8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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