hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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