did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
the day after is always just damage control
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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