So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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