Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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