There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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