I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize