so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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