2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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