why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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