Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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