You just made me feel so damn special
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The beer is more important than you right now.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
