Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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