idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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