IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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