Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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