I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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