My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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