So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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